Saturday, March 10, 2012

Ladies....Why do all parcel delivery men/repsairmen see us wives as MILFs?

like yesterday this kitchen installer winked at me saying "This bill doesn't have to be this high, you know....we get my drift"



I was like 0.o

Have you been treated this way before??Ladies....Why do all parcel delivery men/repsairmen see us wives as MILFs?
How much of a discount did you get?
I used to handle that two ways (before I got married, old and 15 lbs overweight). It was usually the phone men, or the apartment maintenance. I would either wait until they were completely done (paperwork and everything) and tell them they looked just like someone I knew who had Aids, or I would tell them I had it. Scared the crap out of them, they left me alone and got out of there quick. LOL



As to why they do it? They probably don't think you'll call their company management after they leave and tell them they were sexually harassing you...I had the same problem with a lawyer I was going to use to handle my divorce many, many years ago. I ended up having to get a legal aid newbie and got screwed over in a different way. It took 15 years, but I got him back (I moved away a couple of years later). I was back in town sitting in my car outside his office waiting for another business to open, and a lady walked up to his office door. I told her he was out to lunch (I'd seen him leave) and began to pass the time talking with her. I told her what he'd said to me 15 years before. She was so upset she said she didn't need that kind of creep to take care of her estate and was going to get another lawyer and left! Bwahahahaha!



Edit: It's now been 22 years, and I STILL don't think it's funny...Ladies....Why do all parcel delivery men/repsairmen see us wives as MILFs?
Damn, I would love to know if this really happened or if you are being a troll. Did this REALLY happen? Were you propositioned in your own kitchen? I thought this stuff just happened in porn movies. If it is true, OK be insulted and all that. Call the company he works for. Get him fired, the whole nine yards, but Damn, that's kind of cool. Believe me, you will never forget it. Someday when you are older you are going to think it was funny as hell!!
I fixed the stove for my wife and then I said to her, go ahead and turn it on, see if it heats up.



She hauled me down the hallway to the bedroom and sure enough, it worked just fine.



Moral of the story: Get hubby to fix it ;-)



PS, I'm reluctant to fix the air conditioner.Ladies....Why do all parcel delivery men/repsairmen see us wives as MILFs?
Maybe you looked like a desperate housewife ?
Ummm, no.



Of course, I usually have a bathrobe on and curlers in my hair when they come over though too-lol.
Yeah....I'm sure that happened.
he sounds like a lame jerk

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